2022 – now
Team lead
Belron Canada
status: current⚠ AI slop every line written by an AI
// hello, world. also hello, you.
GUILLAUMEBARIL
> Software Developer_
click anywhere. you know you want to.
00 / path tracer
TRACED
01 / who dis
ABOUT
GB
Hi, I'm Guillaume.
I build things for the web. This site is not one of those things — it's a 60-frames-per-second cry for attention.
Every effect here is hand-crafted, GPU-accelerated and completely, magnificently useless. You came for a name and an email address. You're getting fireworks.
0lines of code to display a name
0useful features (independently audited)
0target GPU utilization
0cups of coffee mid-render
02 / alleged skills
SKILLS
A rotating 3D sphere of skills. Because a bulleted list was too readable.
03 / experience
WORK
2024
Senior software engineer
ServiceTitan
2015 – 2022
Team lead
Berger-Levrault
2006 – 2017
Software engineer
Berger-Levrault
04 / telemetry nobody asked for
LIVE
frames / second60
particles alive0
fireworks launched0
time wasted here0:00.0
energy burned (est.)0.000 Wh
usefulness0%
limewire download97.0%black_hole_sun_FULL_VERSION(1).mp3.exe2 days remaining
tears cried (isaac)1,987 · guppy’s paw · 3 soul hearts
tamagotchi statusdeceased 🪦since a school trip in 1998
y2k readiness100%bunker stocked · canned beans: 340
05 / keygen music
KEYGEN
Every keygen worth its salt came with a chiptune. This one comes with a ProTracker .MOD player written from scratch: parser, four-channel Paula-style mixer in an AudioWorklet, arpeggios, portamento, vibrato, volume slides, sample offsets, the lot. The song is composed in code and assembled into a real .MOD file when the page loads. Don’t believe me? Save it and open it in OpenMPT.
🔑 GBARIL.EXE KEYGEN v1.0 — [cracked by gB!]
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Not a library, not a sample pack: 9 instruments synthesised at load (8-bit signed, Amiga period table, PAL clock 7,093,789.2 Hz), 8 patterns, 12 positions, a ~1:30 loop. The tracker view runs off the audio clock, so what you see is what you hear. Type keygen anywhere to summon it. Open it on its own page →
06 / say hi
CONTACT
Got a project? A job? A strong opinion about particle counts? Just click the button. Easy.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
remember: all I’m offering is the truth. nothing more.